Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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