At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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