nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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