: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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