think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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