We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
my shit smells like andre
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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