Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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