only if we run a train.
done.
worst night to have a conscience
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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