O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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