Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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