All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.