So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!