Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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