Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(281): View more from Texas

Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"

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(407): View more from Florida

For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.

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(813): View more from Florida

Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.

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(586): View more from Michigan

We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.

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