Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Randomize
