No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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