It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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