So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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