So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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