sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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