he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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