Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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