There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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