You really coming over, don't trick.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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