So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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