Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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