i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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