You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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