This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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