Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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