i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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