That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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