just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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