Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
