We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
