everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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