This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
