maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
