I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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