didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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