She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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