Don't you send me to vm
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Four minutes until I can fart!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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