why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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