my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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