I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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