My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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