There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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