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what?
penguin condom
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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