Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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