They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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