Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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