Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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