please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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