I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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