You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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