I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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