Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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